/ For X today is the day ' when I shall give due to the nearly forgotten cultural traditions of my long lost > \ home! / ...Do you really have to wear that stupid mask today? Does Trixie have to make out with her own plushie everyday? What kind of question is that Twily it’s obviously . a yes. * Only been here for three months B-But... It’s just that... Everypony is staring at us, / Oh, don’t be such a N. baby, baby, you’re a whole princess now, you should be ready for that kinda attention. I mean you know what they say, if you can’t stand the heat - get out of the kitchen! / He-e-ey, Carrot Top, how’s it hanging! Did I ever mention that you’re my favorite background pony? Urn, y-yeah look, about > th... . Only every time we meet And would you look at that, what a great harvest you’ve got this time, I mean yum, so large and thick and juicy, I s. bet Twilight here is just y Xv burning to try them!./ Please just tell me you’re jS going tr> nav this timn 'vVell it was nice seeingN/ ^ you thanks and bye! J
Thanks! And my name is Bulk! Ha-ha, sure, whatever you say buddy! A-Anon, wait...! ALRIGHT OKAY I’M IN HEAT I GET IT! ENOUGH WITH THE DUMB JOKES! Yo! Yo, Snowflake, my dude! Great game last week, you really brought the heat down on them, eh, eh? Keep it up! ~A Man, Twily, have; seen how ripped this guy is? I mean, daym, I’d totally ride his big, sweaty, sexy biceps all day any day, oh yeah. And hey, is it hot in here, or is it just me? The pegasi today must be on fire, clearing like all the clouds, what’s got under their tails, am I right? Like look at those two up there, Twily, look, I swear it’s almost like they’re racing and they’re onna finish in a
O-Okay Twilight, first of all, calm down - everything’s fine, everything’s completely fine. So what if you just told the entire town you’re in heat, i-i-it’s a perfectly normal A O-o-oh, who I am kidding, it’s a disaster! A-And it’s all Dur fault! How- Twily, baby, I know it’s not an easy feat for a horsey, but have you like seen ^ your butt? and natural... k|U|v 1 xxr 2 -Y /A |'//IV y*—L \ ) / y 1 r — // i WBf M * n . 1 How did you even \ k kt know anyway? 1 1 V At] \ 1 \ IV / wasn’t planning 1 r f LjDnO ^ 1 |J ’** l /1 k to tell you till we ] LmL \ get back home! I
Ukay, m-mayoe i couia ten everypony 1 it was an evil changeling trying to embarrass me. v._______________Y-Ypah thatVI work________________ Enveloping the whole town in a wet blanket of lavender and sinful thoughts, it revealed your horrible secret to everyone with a nose in a two-mile radius^ O-Or I could just blame Discord. 1 can always hlame Discord, right? No but seriously, it’ll take them like a dozen of weather horses just to clear the fog. With only maybe two to three casualties. ask Starlight for a mass memory-alteration spell
And now do you really think anypony’d hate you over something like that silly little blunder? Man, Twilight, I bet they all think it was adorable. I know I do. 7 Everypony loves you, baby. I mean, ' mostly because there’s no way not to love somepony as cute as you, but there’s also that thing where you saved their collective hindquarters . from the end of L the world like J twenty times. / I Really? Have I ever lied to you? Well I didn’t do it alone. Well I mean just this ^ morning you told me you’ve taken out the garbage while v you only hid it in the- A Look, I guess what I’m trying to say is... Twilight come on what are you doing. I guess you could \ . say I got caught up \ in the heat the momjf ^ ^^ Anon!! I’m sorry, okay? You should be. I just... I never wanted for it to blow out like that.
' Your whole body feels hot a-a-and gross and awkward, and everything and everypony you look at makes you imagine... things with you and them, and no matter what you do you just, you just can t think straight at all, Anon, you can t V think straight at all! And thinking [V is like all I’m good at!, Sorry, sorry, sorry. You don’t ' understand, estrus is not a joke, it’s horrible! Had to get it out of my system y’know? ...Well, regardless of how wrong you are on that last bit, it does sound I hate it... Every stupid year the same stupid thing with my stupid body... I wish I could just turn it off. Tell me, have you ever tried-taking care of it? You know, scratching the itch? ...and magic, and wings, and magic toys, a-and I think Pinkie brought the Party Cannon once... O-Of course! But it all just... It just doesn’t work. I tried before. W-With girls. -Andfprincess Celestia once. I I And princess We tried to do it with our hooves, a-and tongues, and toys... and horns, and more ] toys, and clouds... J
Maybe they just didn’t try hard enough. Oh, you know. Maybe they just needed to give you something more than tricks and toys... 7 And breed you silly ' until you’re a shivering, drooling mess, Maybe they just needed to spread you out on this here table, mount you...
...A-Are we... s-still talking... about my f-friends? ^ We’re talking about \ someone who would be happy to help you with your little v problem here and now. Here’s a hint: that someone is me. That maybe wasn’t very subtle, but I’d really be very, very happy to help you. Oh, and I can tell you’re enjoying the best seat in the house, Twi. A little bit more and I’d have to go change into my swimming trunks, you know. So, let me just ask you, a question...
' Remember how you ' said you planned to tell me about your little problem when we get back home? And just what is that you were planning to do after you tell me? I-I was actually planning to ask you to visit Zecora and see if she has some kind of remedy for my— OH, COME ON! JUST KISS ALREADY!
See, what did I tell you? They love their little princess, Twi. In a creepy ‘follow-your-every-step’ kinda way, but I mean I can respect that J’XOOFVt IHow long do you think they were ——1 up there? I bet just long enough ^ 1 to spark some fresh, juicy gossip > and you’re not listening are I think, I think now nopony will bother us. S-So, maybe, we can.. I-I think it’s very clear that we have several pressing issues to discuss and since it’s
And as much as I love seeing you blush, it’s not like you to be so coy around me., not a been So just why now, of all times... ...What in Sunbutt’s name is going on? I mean come on, Twily, I’m not blind. Or deaf. Or smell... less... I have a nose. We both know you need it. Why are you holding back so badly? We both know you want it. 1 mean, t that sex_ I-I-I’ve never done it in such a state wi-with a real thing before! And I didn’t even have time to prepare, and it already feels so intense that I can just barely control myself, and if we were to actually . do it, I just... I just... What if it hurts? Or what if my magic goes haywire? Or what if I do something wrong, o-o-or make it really weird, or say something dumb, or look super gross, or, or—! A I’m scared, okay? The single most weirdest, dumbest, and undoubtedly grossest thing you ever could’ve done was to accept my advances back when I first got there. / After that, anything you say or do now will pale in comparison... .And, honestly, won’t ever make me care for you any less. Twilight; please. Really? Have I ever li— You know what, scratch that. Yes. Yes, really. Super really. Triple super really on a stick. I love you, silly horse, and there’s nothing you can do that’d ever change that. ..Wc totally a threat So it’ll be fine. We’ll be fine. Trust me. Just let yourself go. And hey, for the rest of your worries? Shocking, I know, but your man Anon isn’t as dumb as he looks. I expected this at some point. I came prepared.
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